motherfuckin' soinee!

for some reason i am the only one who can shape the apple financier tarts the exact same way every time.
yeah, my shit is motherfuckin' soinee!
what i don't understand is why.
why are we not all on the same soinee page?
oh are you wondering what soinee means?
it means, tight as fucking shit awesome perfect cheffily done.
i digress.
what was i saying?
oh i am the best ever.
it's all bravado i know.
but i love having to do things over for people sometimes, because it means i'm awesome. though i would also love if we all made our mise super soinee. because then we'd be an uber team of pastry cooks. and i would only do my job, and noone else's. that would be amazing.

i, um, have to go see capote with skirt now.
and why is the video for the denial twist by the white stripes so creepy. little people with conan o'brien masks!
-booty